Since I haven't been on in like.......FOREVER! I'd like y'all to read this! It's super hilarious!!!!!!!! Gotta go, updating blogs and such! :)
On a curling iron:
For external use only. Warning: this product can burn eyes
On a printer toner package:
Do not eat.
Not for use on highway.
On pepper spray:
This product may irritate eyes.
Caution, may contain small parts
On a card for a one year old's birthday:
Not suitable for children 36 months or less.
On a microwave:
Do not use for drying pets
On a seal on a food package;
Do not eat if seal is missing
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand
On a baby stroller:
Remove baby before folding
On the exit row information on an airplane:
If you cannot read or understand this message, please inform the flight attendant.
On children's cough medicine:
Do not drive or operate machinery
On one of those water rings that shoots water in the air when you attach a hose:
Do not dive in head first
Harmful if swallowed
Pay attention to the road
AND ANOTHER ONE:
Caution, the edges of this sign are sharp
A bottle of hair dye:
Do not use as an ice cream topper
A kitchen knife:
Keep out of children (say "aahhhh", billy! )
On a scooter:
Warning, this toy moves when used
Do not use while taking a shower
Mattress (this is one of the best):
Do not attempt to swallow
Warning for indoor and outdoor use only
May cause fire
DANGER: Firing a loaded weapon at a person can cause injury or death